First of all, I'd like to say that despite my username, I am into watching women poo as well as fart. I've also got huge desires to consume.
Today was bitter sweet. I went to the toilet after my wife, and was excited to see two round lumps of her poo sitting at the bottom of the bowl. Without the a second thought, I fished one out and started to squash it between my fingers and thumb. It was quite dry and coarse, and didn't look like it would smear very easily. I lifted it to my nose and took a big sniff, the smell making me feel almost high, and giving me an instant erection.
This is the first time I've handled her or anyone else's poo, and it was intoxicating - I wasn't even slightly repulsed or sickened. It felt like I was holding an exciting, mystic material and my adrenalin was going into overdrive.
I was about to cross the final line and take a piece in my mouth, but I lost my nerve, and flushed it away. Now I really regret it, as I don't know when I'll next be so fortunate to find a couple of her morsels like that.
A mistress once wrote on-line, that a husband who truly loves his wife, doesn't have to wonder what her poo tastes like...