A Shitty Tale- Friday The Thirteenth


  • I had just got out of the shower and was now stood in the kitchen getting some breakfast as i finished getting dried, when the phone rang. It was Debs, "Morning chuck," i answered cheerily. "Can you come round please Nick babes, ive got a slight problem. Im in the back garden." Was all she said before ringing off.
    Debs lived just up the road from me and was the woman of my dreams, she was on the plump side, but still had a lovely figure and was very good looking. She always made what she was wearing look so sexy without ever being tarty. She was recently divorced when her and her 2 kids moved in about 3 years ago. We got on well from the start and soon became very good friends, spending a lot of time with each other. I had told Debs on numerous occasions that i really fancied the pants off her and would love to fuck her. But she had always said she wouldn’t get into another relationship and was happy the way she was. Even her sexual needs never caused her any problems because, as she pointed out, "Im well sorted with a good wank to some of your porn every night!" So that’s how it was, we were like a couple but not a couple
    .As she had sounded a bit annoyed on the phone i quickly threw some clothes on and went round to see what the problem was. As i opened the gate to her back yard i was greeted by a wonderful sight, as there she stood, in her red lacy bra and knickers and a flimsy dressing gown that didn’t cover much at all! "Put your tongue away, its not like you haven’t seen it all before." She said. Which was of course true, as she had often modelled for me any new undies she got, just for my opinion. "I was just putting a few bits of washing out and the fucking door has blown shut and locked me out. Can you try and break in for me if you can please babes," she added.
    As i made a start on trying to break in for her, she started to get a bit agitated, "You ok mate?" i asked. "For fucks sake Nick hurry up, im bursting for the loo," she answered. I chuckled as i told her she would have to wet her pants then, to which she grabbed my arm and blurted, "Its not for a piss, i need a shit! I don’t think i can hold on much longer, its almost out now!" And as if to prove her point to me she grabbed my hand and jammed it up against the crack of her arse saying, "There, can you feel it?" I laughed as i told her that i couldn’t feel anything. "Here then, i bet you can now, cant you?" she hissed as she thrust my hand inside her panties and clamped three of my fingers between her bum cheeks. My middle finger was pressing right against her shithole now, and i could feel how badly she needed to go. "Fuck me Debs, your not kidding are you," i said while taking the opportunity to gently rub her ring with my finger. "Oh god, shit, no! You fucking bastard!" she was almost yelling at me now. "Oh no, oh no, oh fuck no, fuck, fuck, fuck, its too late! I cant stop it, its coming out, im fucking shitting myself!" she informed me. I had felt her hole opening up and heard her little trumps as her shit started to force its way out. "Jesus Debs...." i started to say when she finally let go. My hand was pushed back in her pants as her shit exploded out, it felt so lovely and warm as it squelched around my fingers. By the time she had managed to regain control, three decent size sloppy turds had been dumped into her panties. "Oops," she said, "That was your fault you bastard, i couldn’t hold it when you started fingering my ring." She then pulled me to herself and wrapped her arms around my back, and with a big dirty smile, said "Go on, put both your hands in my panties, i haven’t finished yet. I know your loving it you dirty bastard, because i can feel your hard cock digging into me right now."
    I quickly did as she wanted and slipped my hands inside her pants. She pulled me tighter to her glorious body telling me, "Kiss me Nick, you dirty fucking cunt, kiss me!" She pushed her lips to mine, her tongue ramming deep into my mouth, kissing me with total lust. "Get ready baby, here it comes" she whispered as she started to let the rest of her lovely hot load out. My hands were soon full of her glorious shit, as were her panties. There was so much coming out of her it had started dribbling down her legs and splattering onto the floor. I don’t think ive ever seen so much shit by the time she had finished. It was everywhere. My hands were full, her pants were full and had slipped halfway down her legs long before she had released her last turd, and a nice pile of warm stinking shit had formed on the floor between her legs. We just stood there, wrapped up in each others arms, as we took in what had just happened. It was several minutes before either of us spoke. "No rush for me to break in for you now then is there?" I said to break the silence. "Oh Nick," she said, "Ive wanted to do something like this for such a long time. I knew you were into shitting and that, but i didn’t know if i could talk to you about it, or if you would let me shit for you. I didn’t want to end up spoiling our friendship." I gave her a big hug and a kiss and said, "You daft sod, you should of just come out with it. You know by now im up for anything, specially when its with you. So then, does that mean ive been set up this morning you scheming bitch?" Laughing, she answered "No, i honestly didn’t plan this, its a total accident. The best accident ever though! When i realised id locked myself out, my first thought was, fucking typical, great start to the day cant you tell its Friday the thirteenth! Now come on, are you getting this door open for me, then you can start your next task." I asked her what that would be, to which she replied, "Firstly, we are going to make use of that big hard cock of yours thats still poking into me. As you are going to fuck me silly while were still covered in my shit. Then we can wash each other down in a nice hot shower. It’ll be lunch time then, so i will do you something nice to keep your strength up, as i will want fucking at least twice more before the kids get in from school." Sounds great to me i told her as i finally managed to open the door for us. As she led me by my cock to her bedroom, she casually told me, "You do realise that i have a very healthy appetite, which means i need to shit at least three times a day. So what you’ve just had outside was only your breakfast, and i can guarantee my lunches and evening meals are much bigger! Now come on, get your cock up my shitty arse you dirty fucker!"

    NINBROOMY 2010

  • ANZEIGE
  • What a fantastice fantasy. Love to hear more!